The one and only Quidditch Sex God.

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Well, hello. ‘M Oliver, Oliver Wood. What’s brought you down to the pitch?

Uh, hello.. *He looks to him, wrinkling his nose* You have nice grass. *He shrugs his shoulders* I don’t know. I’m Toothless, though.

You’re… Toothless? ‘M just gonna assume that’s a name for me to call you and not you saying you’re toothless. S’nice to meet ya, mate.

No… It is my name. *He nods his head* S’not just something you can call me. It’s nice to meet you too.

Technically it is just something I can call you, that’s what a name is. But anyways, I like yours, it’s… odd. Do you know why you were named Toothless?